22 adult truths...

I stole this from a friend on Facebook, because it's funny...and a lot of it is true!

1. Sometimes I'll look at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.  Sometimes that clock is digital and I still look at it three times and don't know what I saw. 
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.  Happens with the husband all the time.  I try to just change the subject and move on...
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.  And I remind G.Q. how he will one day wish he could take a nap!
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.  Yes.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?  Martha Stewart has a way, but I don't like her so I'm not going to learn it.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?  Not really.  Although I do use a print/cursive mix when I write...grading on handwriting isn't necessary.  I always rec'd bad grades in it because I couldn't slant properly...the horror!
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.  Agree.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.  Usually comes right after morning coffee :)
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.  Remember LaserDisc?
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.  I list them under Wrong Number1, Wrong Number2, etc...
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.  I have to admit, I've needed that option a time or two...or three.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.